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1、第一次做饭,问我爸咋样,他说:“这盐炒得不错,有淡淡的蛋香”。
The first time I cooked, I asked my father how he was. He said, "the salt is good. It has a light smell of eggs.".
2、吃不到天鹅肉——我还不能吃鸭子肉么。
I can't eat swan meat - I can't eat duck meat yet.
3、大家都是“情不知所起,一往而深”,我不一样,我是“钱不知所去,一贫如洗”。
Everyone is "love does not know where, go deep", I am not the same, I am "money does not know where to go, poor."
4、安慰别人的时候一套一套的,安慰自己的时候只想找根绳子一套。
Comfort others when a set of comfort, comfort yourself when just want to find a rope set.
5、我决定抛个硬币,摔碎了我就去学习。
I decided to toss a coin, and when it broke, I went to study.
6、我哪里不好你告诉我,我马上把你删掉。
What's wrong with me? You tell me. I'll delete you right away.
7、玩王者真的可以变年轻啊,要不然他们怎么会说我是小学生。
Play king can really become young, otherwise how can they say I am a primary school student.
8、女追男,隔层纱。男追女,隔车、隔房、隔她妈。
Female pursues male, interlayer yarn. Men chase women, next to the car, next to the room, next to her mother.
9、几个字总结我现在的状态:胖得专心致志,穷的心灵祥和!
A few words sum up my present state: fat to concentrate, poor soul peace!
10、怀才就像怀孕,时间长了才能看出来。
It's like being pregnant. It takes a long time to see it.
11、有人月入几万人民币,而我月入几万卡路里。
Some people earn tens of thousands of yuan a month, while I earn tens of thousands of calories a month.
12、好好活着,我们会死很久。
Live well, we will die for a long time.
13、“你的拿手好菜是什么?”“我烧的白开水还不错。”
"What's your specialty?" "My boiled water is not bad."
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